Hammertime!

What are the Hammer's views on fast food? What are his feelings on fat chicks? Want to hear the Hammer's Michael Jackson impression? How about his Elvis or his John Wayne?

Of COURSE you want to hear these things! All Hammer All The Time in his very own Hammer-centric segment, sure to be a fan favorite for the ages!

HERE

Also, is the Hammer stealing jokes from himself? Check out this Lost Weakstream Moment from this February:

HERE

Podcast 12 - The Stevie Povich Show!

"We're Saving Marriages Everybody!"

On today's show, we have Ron and Trixie, a young married couple whose relationship has become strained. Surprises are in store, and be on the lookout for our head of security Hammer keeping the peace between the two feuding love birds.

HERE

Podcast 11 - Meet The Aristocrats

This one might not make a whole lot of sense to people who haven't seen THE MOVIE or who aren't professional stand-up comedians, so if you don't fall into either camp, read about it HERE.

In short, there's this joke called "The Aristocrats". It's not all that funny, unless you're seriously twisted (I find it hilarious); but it is incredibly dirty (in fact, the nastier, more disgusting, more perverse, the better).

Here we have three drunks giving it their best shot; we meant to do this months ago, but unfortunately couldn't all get together until last Friday night. Here's J.D., Troy, and yours truly giving it our best shots (full disclosure: I wrote mine out well ahead of time - going against the entire spirit of the joke, being improvisation and spontaneity - and read it practically verbatim because I was beyond hammered):

J.D.'s HERE

Troy's HERE

Mine HERE

Lost Podcasts: Insensitive Jokes

These may not be PC, but funny is funny. In celebrating J.D.'s birthday, we sat around, shot the shit, told some jokes, had a few laughs, and played a few instruments. Funny is funny and The Hammer was in rare form.

Part 1 HERE

Part 2 HERE

Part 3 HERE

Audible Expletive!

No one's ever going to confuse us with competent rappers like Vanilla Ice or Skee-Lo, but I'm not gonna lie to you, the first song isn't NEARLY as atrocious as I thought it was going to be.

"Nuclear Waste For Your Hazmat" - HERE

And, if you made it this far, there's one more to follow. Not gonna lie to you, the background music REALLY gets in the way of the lyrics, which I think are awesome. We are Audible Expletive; Uncle Salty and DJ Roar-T comin' atcha (my apologies for not remembering his actual alias). Don't think you've heard the last of us!

"You Can't Handle The Verity" - HERE

Podcast 3 - Necessary Debates with J.D. Taylor

The people demanded and we acquiesced: More Hammer! Throughout this supersized podcast, The Hammer threw out topics that my brother and I were forced to debate. If one was pro, the other had to argue the con and vice versa. And a Bunnie for free ...

In Two Parts One Part, The Track Listing:

Download HERE

1 - It's The Hammer, Dude!
2 - Small Wine Country
3 - If You Can Drive, You Can Drink!
4 - Ball Cancer, Why Would You Want That?
5 - There's No Rebuttals In This Shit
6 - If You Smoke One Cigarette You're Going To Get Lung Cancer
7 - 8 Fucking Delinquents
8 - We Need More Americans Infiltrating These Countries
9 - Dead Air!
10 - Wheat Farmers: They're America's Homegrown, You Know, Everybody
11 - Fuck The Rain, Let's Go
12 - I do not go out on the street and shoot babies in the face, okay?
13 - It's Got A Shell, It's A Fuckin' Shellfish
14 - A Fat Woman Plus A Normal Guy
15 - Fat People Are Not A Race!
16 - Money Should Be Grown On Trees & Borrowed From Chinese
17 - I Sandbag Pretty Good
18 - Dead Air!
19 - The Old Camping Spot Is Awesome
20 - Dead Air!
21 - Cats Suck Dick
22 - Pitbulls Are Bullshit
23 - What Do You Call A White Man Surrounded By 10 Indians?
24 - Are These Hindus?
25 - Hammer, Dead Air!
26 - DEAD AIR!
27 - This Is Tanking Horribly
28 - More Cushion For The Pushin' Is My Motto & A Half
29 - Top Ramen Does Not Color Your Teeth Very Well
30 - Drinking Boots Is A Test Of Manhood
31 - Super Mario Dead Air!
32 - B. You Don't Need A Vagina To Drink Regular Beer
33 - Dead Air!
34 - You For Lesbiam or Against It?
35 - Dead. Air.
36 - Porno Is Very Instructive
37 - I am awesome and it's my birthday and I am awesome
38 - Dead Air!
39 - Podcast Number Three, Comin' At Ya!

Podcast 2 - More Politics With J.D. Taylor

What do Christopher Columbus, General Custer, Female Volleyball Players, and Elvis have in common? Stick around for The Wisdom Of The Hammer to find out. And a Bunnie for free ...

HERE

Podcast 1 - Politics with J.D. Taylor

My brother and me, and a Bunnie for free ...

HERE