Sunday, October 9, 2011

Podcast 15 - Beer Tasting with D-man

Long story short, my good friend D-man doesn't like beer.  So, I did my best to try to find him a beer that he would actually like.  It ... went a little weird.  This podcast took FOREVER to finish.  And, I'm more than a little annoying in this one.



Background Music:  Daft Punk & other techno

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I'm taking this seriously!
As manly of a drink as you can find
Heavy On The Fruit
Poor burnt-out crackhouse
Your mom's half a beer
Mom Joke Clause
Boston, MA Geo-bomb
Somebody puked in my computer!
PhD in Beer School
Little Technical Difficulties

... 30 Minutes Later ...

Minor disagreement with his beer
Planning to puke
Syrup!
Mrs. Beersworth
This smells like urine
Syrup can't help this urine
I'm allergic to pussies who don't like beer! ... I get mean when I'm drunk
How dare D-man not trust me!

... Puking Minutes Later ...

And we're back!
The Worst Beer Drinker Ever
Flip Mike's
No one wants to play Flip Puke
D-man is down!
D-man snorted Tums

... More Puking Later ...

All right, we're back
I drank a shitload of beer
This would be, like, a 5-hour podcast
Cheese Taste Test
Drunken Cheese Podcast
The Least Interesting Man In The World
I'm not hungee right now
You're a bottle of toilet water!
I'm a cheap-ass bitch

D-man's Tums Story

D-man's favorite beer of the night:  Dos Equis
Bud Lime is a fucking abomination!

Beer Grades

Guiness:
Steve:  A+
D-man:  ??

Black Butte Porter:
Steve:  A+
D-man:  Worse than Guiness

Ninkas Oatmeal Stout:
Steve:  A+
D-man:  Better than Black Butte Porter

Newcastle:
Steve:  A+
D-man:  2nd to Worst 3rd to Worst

Men's Room Red:
Steve:  A
D-man:  Better than Newcastle

Fat Tire New Belgium:
Steve:  A
D-man:  ??

Arrogant Bastard:
Steve:  A
D-man:  Absolutely Horrible Grade, 2nd to Worst

Stella:
Steve:  C
D-man:  Near the Bottom

Dos Equis:
Steve:  A
D-man:  Probably could finish

Labatt Blue:
Steve:  B
D-man:  2nd Favoritest