Podcast 5 - Storytelling

Jake and I create an epic, once-in-a-lifetime superhero story from scratch. With minimal commercial interruption, in three parts one part, the track listing:

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Test Test Test
Sandpaper Hands Man
60 Grit vs. 120 Grit
That's Like Smooth Boobs
Smooth Things Out Against Their Will
Our Deck Is Not Sanded To My Smoothness Preferences!
NC-17 Comic Book
He Could Be A Sandpaper MAN
Gritted For Her Pleasure
Kirby's Dreamhouse
God's Not A Comic Book Guy!
Constant Air-Blast Man
I Like Flaming Man
Pew, Fire! Pew, Fire!
Hobbits Can Be Flamers Too
Frodo's Cockring
What About Hairy Man?
20 Inches Long - BOOM - Soulpatch
Radio Jazzhands
Radio Jazzhands With More Zazz
I Like Hairy Man
Your Gooch Is Like 10 Feet Long
When We Come Back - The Official Story: Harry Hairman Vs. Sandpaper Man

Commercial Break:

State Lottery Commercial - Rub A Winner Out
Lord Of The Rings Tampons

Back to the Show:

It Was A Dark & Stormy Night ...
How Can I Make The City ... Hairy For Everybody?
Dammit, they want their hair CUT!
Two Hours Later ...
How Can I Fight This Hairy Crime Lady Phenomenon?
I'm Getting Hairy EVERYWHERE!
A Fate Of Hairy Nipples vs. Maid MmmHAIRian
Getting It On With Chicks: Helping Sandpapermankind
Not Just Wood, But Personal Issues
In The End, We All Win: We're smooth where we want to be, we're hairy where we want to be
The Greatest Superhero Story Ever Invented
Some More Radio Jazzhands
More Radio Zazzhands
Outro: Rub One Out For Major Tom

Podcast 4 - Freeflowing Conversation

A Special MLB Opening Day Podcast with Rondell Safety Zak, featuring guest podcaster Katherine Zak. With Uncle Mike looking on from my digital picture frame, it's an hour with the Zaks! In three parts one part, the track listing:

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1 - Introducing Rondell Safety Zak
2 - A.C. Slater!
3 - Bierstube v. Shultzy's
4 - 24
5 - Nate Wets The Bed?
6 - He's My Aussie Bastard
7 - Pitch In the Crunch
8 - Ichiro Is The Man
9 - Cutler Vs. Hasselbeck
10 - Fantasywise
11 - Some fuckin' lake with no god damned access to the lake
12 - The Wuss Old Spot
13 - We Invented The Podcast
14 - The O.C. Is The Best Show Ever
15 - The Hairiest Motherfucker I've Ever Seen
16 - Badass To The Bone
17 - 24 Is Not Stupid, OK?
18 - Summer Vs. Marissa, The Final Battle
19 - I Love Me Some Kiki
20 - F' Marry Kill
21 - Katie Holmes Has Not Tom Cruised Well
22 - Top Gun Was The Best Movie In The Universe
23 - This Is Katherine
24 - Going For A Wild Ride On The Merry-Go-Round That Is Juju
25 - Sandy, Ryan, and Seth: Let's Keep It Heterosexual
26 - I Love Yogalates
27 - O.C. Deaths
28 - Hailey - 98% Reason To Watch Any Show
29 - Marissa's Lesbian Experience: Who Didn't Love That?
30 - The Saved By The Bell Segue
31 - The Better Belding
32 - Friends Forever
33 - You're Not That Heartwarming
34 - ... And The Seven Dorks!
35 - More Emo-ness/Confidence Cohen!
36 - Beer Innovation
37 - Compared To The Other Piss Beers, It's Gotta Be The Best
38 - I'm Not Gonna Parent Like That!
39 - Triple Charcoal Filtered
40 - It's Almost Over For Us
41 - Uncle Mike Is Our Inspiration
42 - The E-mail Me Challenge
43 - Thank You All, We've Been Great!

Podcast 3 - Necessary Debates with J.D. Taylor

The people demanded and we acquiesced: More Hammer! Throughout this supersized podcast, The Hammer threw out topics that my brother and I were forced to debate. If one was pro, the other had to argue the con and vice versa. And a Bunnie for free ...

In Two Parts One Part, The Track Listing:

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1 - It's The Hammer, Dude!
2 - Small Wine Country
3 - If You Can Drive, You Can Drink!
4 - Ball Cancer, Why Would You Want That?
5 - There's No Rebuttals In This Shit
6 - If You Smoke One Cigarette You're Going To Get Lung Cancer
7 - 8 Fucking Delinquents
8 - We Need More Americans Infiltrating These Countries
9 - Dead Air!
10 - Wheat Farmers: They're America's Homegrown, You Know, Everybody
11 - Fuck The Rain, Let's Go
12 - I do not go out on the street and shoot babies in the face, okay?
13 - It's Got A Shell, It's A Fuckin' Shellfish
14 - A Fat Woman Plus A Normal Guy
15 - Fat People Are Not A Race!
16 - Money Should Be Grown On Trees & Borrowed From Chinese
17 - I Sandbag Pretty Good
18 - Dead Air!
19 - The Old Camping Spot Is Awesome
20 - Dead Air!
21 - Cats Suck Dick
22 - Pitbulls Are Bullshit
23 - What Do You Call A White Man Surrounded By 10 Indians?
24 - Are These Hindus?
25 - Hammer, Dead Air!
26 - DEAD AIR!
27 - This Is Tanking Horribly
28 - More Cushion For The Pushin' Is My Motto & A Half
29 - Top Ramen Does Not Color Your Teeth Very Well
30 - Drinking Boots Is A Test Of Manhood
31 - Super Mario Dead Air!
32 - B. You Don't Need A Vagina To Drink Regular Beer
33 - Dead Air!
34 - You For Lesbiam or Against It?
35 - Dead. Air.
36 - Porno Is Very Instructive
37 - I am awesome and it's my birthday and I am awesome
38 - Dead Air!
39 - Podcast Number Three, Comin' At Ya!