Matt W. Roarty and I discuss all things NFL, recorded live BEFORE the NFL season started for 2009. Don't blame the podcast for one man's laziness. With a Rondell Safety Zak for free ...
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Part I
Finger Lickin' Good
Welcome To The NFL Summit
The 3rd Guy In The Porno Movie
The Purple Elephant In The Room
Krieg To Skansi
Brettsy Ross
An Example Of This Groan
Matt's 'Favorite Dog' Analogy ...
Interrupting Matt's 'Favorite Dog' Analogy ...
Brett Favre Tingling Minnesota's Balls
It's Ultimate Conclusion
3000 yards, 28 tds, 20 interceptions, 12 games
11 games, 2100 yards, 18 tds, 21 interceptions
Part II
Let's Talk About The Rest of the NFC North!
Throwing a fucking parade for the Seahawks Sea-Fence
11 of Me Out There
Trufant Is My Boy
No More than 8 games for Kurt Warner - Matt's got 15
Breaking News On Weak Stream!
Really Go Fish
Part III
Steve Largent Interlude
10 Receivers On Pace To Beat Jerry Rice
Do I Have To Explain Trent Edwards To You?
That Guy's Gonna Catch A Lot of Balls In Prison
An applesauce for the Bears
Part IV
Predictions:
NFC East - M: NYG; S: Phi
NFC South - S: NO; M: Atl
NFC North - M: GB; S: Min
Go Check Out Jered Allen's Twitter
NFC West - S: Sea; M: SF
AFC North - S: Bal; M: Pit
Roethlisberger Sweating & Grunting
AFC East - M: NE; S: Bills!
AFC West - S: SD; M: SD
AFC South - M: Jax; S:
Creating Dead Air!
We Built This Hitting On Rob Johnson!
AFC Champs - M: NE; S:
AFC South - S: Indy
AFC Champs - S: Bal
NFC Champs - M: GB; S:
The Homer In Me vs. The Realist In Me
Arizona Is A Month I Love
Cheeze Whiz vs. Goudda
Nick Reed!
Romo Lost The Best Set Of Tits In His Life
Part V
Matt W. Roarty Watches Survivor
I follow Tim Hasselbeck's career very closely
My Rambling Is My Argument
Starting A Dead Fucking Animal At Running Back
She's A Stupid Bitch Who Died
NFC Champs - S: Phi
Over/Under - Westbrook 12 games played S: Over; Matt: Under; Safety: Exactly 12
Wild & Crazy Bets:
Winner of the Super Bowl Coin Toss - M: Green Bay Packers; S:
Next Packer Into Hall of Fame - M: Reggie White;
Next Seahawk Into Hall of Fame - S: Shaun Alexander?
The Tez isn't in it yet?
The Packer fan thinking of Walter Jones!
Shaun Alexander In - S: yes; M: no
Tiki Barber is a Joke
Ahman Green can suck my dick
Last Words
SSSC - Promenade
One Last Thing ...
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Podcast 7 - The Weak Stream Acting Troupe
Entitled "Hostage Situation", starring J.D. Taylor as George, Jake as Snapper Carmichael, The Hammer as the Police Officers, Bunnie as Hostage 1, Lee Ann as Hostage 2, and Steven A. Taylor as Lenny.
Written, Directed, and Executive Produced by Steven A. Taylor. Sound Effects: The Hammer Inc. Associate Producers: J.D. Taylor, Jake & Lee Ann, and a Bunnie for free.
"Hostage Situation" Trivia:
- Gun cocking sounds produced by one of The Hammer's real guns
- Gun shooting sounds produced by those fireworks where you pull the string and little curly streamers shoot out.
- Any resemblance to real or fictional persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
Read the original manuscript HERE
Listen to "Hostage Situation" HERE
Written, Directed, and Executive Produced by Steven A. Taylor. Sound Effects: The Hammer Inc. Associate Producers: J.D. Taylor, Jake & Lee Ann, and a Bunnie for free.
"Hostage Situation" Trivia:
- Gun cocking sounds produced by one of The Hammer's real guns
- Gun shooting sounds produced by those fireworks where you pull the string and little curly streamers shoot out.
- Any resemblance to real or fictional persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
Read the original manuscript HERE
Listen to "Hostage Situation" HERE
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Podcast 6 - A Short Play In One Act
Entitled "Three's A Crowd", starring J.D. Taylor as the character You, The Hammer as the Police Officer, Bunnie as the Wife, and Steven A. Taylor as the character Me.
Written, Directed, and Executive Produced by Steven A. Taylor. Produced by J.D. Taylor, The Hammer, and Bunnie. Director's Assistants: The Hammer & Bunnie. Key Grip: J.D. Taylor.
Read the original manuscript HERE
Listen to "Three's A Crowd" HERE
Written, Directed, and Executive Produced by Steven A. Taylor. Produced by J.D. Taylor, The Hammer, and Bunnie. Director's Assistants: The Hammer & Bunnie. Key Grip: J.D. Taylor.
Read the original manuscript HERE
Listen to "Three's A Crowd" HERE
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Podcast 5 - Storytelling
Jake and I create an epic, once-in-a-lifetime superhero story from scratch. With minimal commercial interruption, in three parts one part, the track listing:
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Test Test Test
Sandpaper Hands Man
60 Grit vs. 120 Grit
That's Like Smooth Boobs
Smooth Things Out Against Their Will
Our Deck Is Not Sanded To My Smoothness Preferences!
NC-17 Comic Book
He Could Be A Sandpaper MAN
Gritted For Her Pleasure
Kirby's Dreamhouse
God's Not A Comic Book Guy!
Constant Air-Blast Man
I Like Flaming Man
Pew, Fire! Pew, Fire!
Hobbits Can Be Flamers Too
Frodo's Cockring
What About Hairy Man?
20 Inches Long - BOOM - Soulpatch
Radio Jazzhands
Radio Jazzhands With More Zazz
I Like Hairy Man
Your Gooch Is Like 10 Feet Long
When We Come Back - The Official Story: Harry Hairman Vs. Sandpaper Man
Commercial Break:
State Lottery Commercial - Rub A Winner Out
Lord Of The Rings Tampons
Back to the Show:
It Was A Dark & Stormy Night ...
How Can I Make The City ... Hairy For Everybody?
Dammit, they want their hair CUT!
Two Hours Later ...
How Can I Fight This Hairy Crime Lady Phenomenon?
I'm Getting Hairy EVERYWHERE!
A Fate Of Hairy Nipples vs. Maid MmmHAIRian
Getting It On With Chicks: Helping Sandpapermankind
Not Just Wood, But Personal Issues
In The End, We All Win: We're smooth where we want to be, we're hairy where we want to be
The Greatest Superhero Story Ever Invented
Some More Radio Jazzhands
More Radio Zazzhands
Outro: Rub One Out For Major Tom
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Test Test Test
Sandpaper Hands Man
60 Grit vs. 120 Grit
That's Like Smooth Boobs
Smooth Things Out Against Their Will
Our Deck Is Not Sanded To My Smoothness Preferences!
NC-17 Comic Book
He Could Be A Sandpaper MAN
Gritted For Her Pleasure
Kirby's Dreamhouse
God's Not A Comic Book Guy!
Constant Air-Blast Man
I Like Flaming Man
Pew, Fire! Pew, Fire!
Hobbits Can Be Flamers Too
Frodo's Cockring
What About Hairy Man?
20 Inches Long - BOOM - Soulpatch
Radio Jazzhands
Radio Jazzhands With More Zazz
I Like Hairy Man
Your Gooch Is Like 10 Feet Long
When We Come Back - The Official Story: Harry Hairman Vs. Sandpaper Man
Commercial Break:
State Lottery Commercial - Rub A Winner Out
Lord Of The Rings Tampons
Back to the Show:
It Was A Dark & Stormy Night ...
How Can I Make The City ... Hairy For Everybody?
Dammit, they want their hair CUT!
Two Hours Later ...
How Can I Fight This Hairy Crime Lady Phenomenon?
I'm Getting Hairy EVERYWHERE!
A Fate Of Hairy Nipples vs. Maid MmmHAIRian
Getting It On With Chicks: Helping Sandpapermankind
Not Just Wood, But Personal Issues
In The End, We All Win: We're smooth where we want to be, we're hairy where we want to be
The Greatest Superhero Story Ever Invented
Some More Radio Jazzhands
More Radio Zazzhands
Outro: Rub One Out For Major Tom
Monday, April 13, 2009
Podcast 4 - Freeflowing Conversation
A Special MLB Opening Day Podcast with Rondell Safety Zak, featuring guest podcaster Katherine Zak. With Uncle Mike looking on from my digital picture frame, it's an hour with the Zaks! In three parts one part, the track listing:
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1 - Introducing Rondell Safety Zak
2 - A.C. Slater!
3 - Bierstube v. Shultzy's
4 - 24
5 - Nate Wets The Bed?
6 - He's My Aussie Bastard
7 - Pitch In the Crunch
8 - Ichiro Is The Man
9 - Cutler Vs. Hasselbeck
10 - Fantasywise
11 - Some fuckin' lake with no god damned access to the lake
12 - The Wuss Old Spot
13 - We Invented The Podcast
14 - The O.C. Is The Best Show Ever
15 - The Hairiest Motherfucker I've Ever Seen
16 - Badass To The Bone
17 - 24 Is Not Stupid, OK?
18 - Summer Vs. Marissa, The Final Battle
19 - I Love Me Some Kiki
20 - F' Marry Kill
21 - Katie Holmes Has Not Tom Cruised Well
22 - Top Gun Was The Best Movie In The Universe
23 - This Is Katherine
24 - Going For A Wild Ride On The Merry-Go-Round That Is Juju
25 - Sandy, Ryan, and Seth: Let's Keep It Heterosexual
26 - I Love Yogalates
27 - O.C. Deaths
28 - Hailey - 98% Reason To Watch Any Show
29 - Marissa's Lesbian Experience: Who Didn't Love That?
30 - The Saved By The Bell Segue
31 - The Better Belding
32 - Friends Forever
33 - You're Not That Heartwarming
34 - ... And The Seven Dorks!
35 - More Emo-ness/Confidence Cohen!
36 - Beer Innovation
37 - Compared To The Other Piss Beers, It's Gotta Be The Best
38 - I'm Not Gonna Parent Like That!
39 - Triple Charcoal Filtered
40 - It's Almost Over For Us
41 - Uncle Mike Is Our Inspiration
42 - The E-mail Me Challenge
43 - Thank You All, We've Been Great!
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1 - Introducing Rondell Safety Zak
2 - A.C. Slater!
3 - Bierstube v. Shultzy's
4 - 24
5 - Nate Wets The Bed?
6 - He's My Aussie Bastard
7 - Pitch In the Crunch
8 - Ichiro Is The Man
9 - Cutler Vs. Hasselbeck
10 - Fantasywise
11 - Some fuckin' lake with no god damned access to the lake
12 - The Wuss Old Spot
13 - We Invented The Podcast
14 - The O.C. Is The Best Show Ever
15 - The Hairiest Motherfucker I've Ever Seen
16 - Badass To The Bone
17 - 24 Is Not Stupid, OK?
18 - Summer Vs. Marissa, The Final Battle
19 - I Love Me Some Kiki
20 - F' Marry Kill
21 - Katie Holmes Has Not Tom Cruised Well
22 - Top Gun Was The Best Movie In The Universe
23 - This Is Katherine
24 - Going For A Wild Ride On The Merry-Go-Round That Is Juju
25 - Sandy, Ryan, and Seth: Let's Keep It Heterosexual
26 - I Love Yogalates
27 - O.C. Deaths
28 - Hailey - 98% Reason To Watch Any Show
29 - Marissa's Lesbian Experience: Who Didn't Love That?
30 - The Saved By The Bell Segue
31 - The Better Belding
32 - Friends Forever
33 - You're Not That Heartwarming
34 - ... And The Seven Dorks!
35 - More Emo-ness/Confidence Cohen!
36 - Beer Innovation
37 - Compared To The Other Piss Beers, It's Gotta Be The Best
38 - I'm Not Gonna Parent Like That!
39 - Triple Charcoal Filtered
40 - It's Almost Over For Us
41 - Uncle Mike Is Our Inspiration
42 - The E-mail Me Challenge
43 - Thank You All, We've Been Great!
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Podcast 3 - Necessary Debates with J.D. Taylor
The people demanded and we acquiesced: More Hammer! Throughout this supersized podcast, The Hammer threw out topics that my brother and I were forced to debate. If one was pro, the other had to argue the con and vice versa. And a Bunnie for free ...
InTwo Parts One Part, The Track Listing:
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1 - It's The Hammer, Dude!
2 - Small Wine Country
3 - If You Can Drive, You Can Drink!
4 - Ball Cancer, Why Would You Want That?
5 - There's No Rebuttals In This Shit
6 - If You Smoke One Cigarette You're Going To Get Lung Cancer
7 - 8 Fucking Delinquents
8 - We Need More Americans Infiltrating These Countries
9 - Dead Air!
10 - Wheat Farmers: They're America's Homegrown, You Know, Everybody
11 - Fuck The Rain, Let's Go
12 - I do not go out on the street and shoot babies in the face, okay?
13 - It's Got A Shell, It's A Fuckin' Shellfish
14 - A Fat Woman Plus A Normal Guy
15 - Fat People Are Not A Race!
16 - Money Should Be Grown On Trees & Borrowed From Chinese
17 - I Sandbag Pretty Good
18 - Dead Air!
19 - The Old Camping Spot Is Awesome
20 - Dead Air!
21 - Cats Suck Dick
22 - Pitbulls Are Bullshit
23 - What Do You Call A White Man Surrounded By 10 Indians?
24 - Are These Hindus?
25 - Hammer, Dead Air!
26 - DEAD AIR!
27 - This Is Tanking Horribly
28 - More Cushion For The Pushin' Is My Motto & A Half
29 - Top Ramen Does Not Color Your Teeth Very Well
30 - Drinking Boots Is A Test Of Manhood
31 - Super Mario Dead Air!
32 - B. You Don't Need A Vagina To Drink Regular Beer
33 - Dead Air!
34 - You For Lesbiam or Against It?
35 - Dead. Air.
36 - Porno Is Very Instructive
37 - I am awesome and it's my birthday and I am awesome
38 - Dead Air!
39 - Podcast Number Three, Comin' At Ya!
In
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1 - It's The Hammer, Dude!
2 - Small Wine Country
3 - If You Can Drive, You Can Drink!
4 - Ball Cancer, Why Would You Want That?
5 - There's No Rebuttals In This Shit
6 - If You Smoke One Cigarette You're Going To Get Lung Cancer
7 - 8 Fucking Delinquents
8 - We Need More Americans Infiltrating These Countries
9 - Dead Air!
10 - Wheat Farmers: They're America's Homegrown, You Know, Everybody
11 - Fuck The Rain, Let's Go
12 - I do not go out on the street and shoot babies in the face, okay?
13 - It's Got A Shell, It's A Fuckin' Shellfish
14 - A Fat Woman Plus A Normal Guy
15 - Fat People Are Not A Race!
16 - Money Should Be Grown On Trees & Borrowed From Chinese
17 - I Sandbag Pretty Good
18 - Dead Air!
19 - The Old Camping Spot Is Awesome
20 - Dead Air!
21 - Cats Suck Dick
22 - Pitbulls Are Bullshit
23 - What Do You Call A White Man Surrounded By 10 Indians?
24 - Are These Hindus?
25 - Hammer, Dead Air!
26 - DEAD AIR!
27 - This Is Tanking Horribly
28 - More Cushion For The Pushin' Is My Motto & A Half
29 - Top Ramen Does Not Color Your Teeth Very Well
30 - Drinking Boots Is A Test Of Manhood
31 - Super Mario Dead Air!
32 - B. You Don't Need A Vagina To Drink Regular Beer
33 - Dead Air!
34 - You For Lesbiam or Against It?
35 - Dead. Air.
36 - Porno Is Very Instructive
37 - I am awesome and it's my birthday and I am awesome
38 - Dead Air!
39 - Podcast Number Three, Comin' At Ya!
Monday, February 2, 2009
Podcast 2 - More Politics With J.D. Taylor
What do Christopher Columbus, General Custer, Female Volleyball Players, and Elvis have in common? Stick around for The Wisdom Of The Hammer to find out. And a Bunnie for free ...
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