Podcast 21 - New Orleans @ Seattle, Divisional Round Playoffs Preview

Quickie, half-hour preview with J.D. and yours truly talking Seahawks playoffs.  Comin' atcha, just in time for the game later today!

HERE

Music:  Omar Rodriguez Lopez - "Old Money"

Podcast 20 - The End Of The World (Part 1)

The Weakstream Acting Troupe is back at it!

I wrote a little act of a play and we read it.  We recorded our initial read-through (without the other actors having a chance to read their lines beforehand), full of mistakes and directing notes.  Then, we did our official read-through.

So, I encourage you to listen to the official read-through first

HERE

And then, after you've got the story down, go ahead and listen to the one where we flub our lines and laugh through most of it.  The fuck-up one is funnier, but either way you can't lose.

Fuck-Up One HERE

By the by, The Hammer is - once again - in rare form, in both versions.

Words & Direction by Steven

Acting by Steven, J.D., & Hammer

Bro:  Steven
Man:  J.D.
Everyone else:  Hammer

Podcast 19 - Merry Fucking Christmas

To close out a super-inactive 2013 for podcasting, my brother and I got together after our Drinking Olympics and said some shit for 45 minutes.

The first 14-or-so minutes involved us drunkenly recapping our Drinking Olympics hijinks.  Here's the link to how to play the Horse Race game.  It's pretty fun.

The Horse Race

And, for a closer look, here is our Drinking Olympics Sheet Of Excellence:

Never Remember ...

The rest is looking back at 2013 and beyond:

• New Job
• Bedbugs
• Big shout-out to Devin's Christmas Techno
• Christmas-themed Whathaveyou
• It's December 2nd!  Santa doesn't come until Christmas Eve!
• Where do the teeth go?
• Sharks:  King of the Ocean
• More Devin Shout-Outs
• Our crappy Christmas tree
• Thanksgiving Carols
• The Taylor Swift Debate
• The Duck Dynasty Debate
• Superman Sucks
• (I actually posted this 16 days after Christmas Eve, but who's counting?)
• Talkin' Rams @ Seahawks, Week 17 Preview & Cardinals @ Seahawks, Week 16 Recap
• Conclusion

And, here's a look at our slanty Christmas tree:

Rotate it 90 degrees and it's WAY slantier ...

Background Music:  Christmas Techno

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Podcast 18 - Steve, Matt & Kon Talk Sports

In advance, we would like to apologize for this being The Worst Podcast.  However, I'm inclined to think it just might be the best.  Either way, you're getting WAY more than you bargained for with this nearly two hour long showcase of the opinions and sports "knowledge" of three drunken jackasses.

Like our NFL Summit podcast way back in 2009 (!), we're getting into everything about the upcoming 2013 NFL season.  This was really supposed to be a yearly event, but we're idiots who can't seem to get our shit together.

Oh, and the Matt Roarty Soccer Minute doesn't exist.  We recorded it, but the program malfunctioned and now his elegant words on the subject are lost to the ether.  Enjoy!

Background Music:  Hip Hop

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Podcast 17 - Steve Loves Movies

This night kinda got out of control, so to close things out, we re-loaded and I brought out the Leonard Maltin Game in an impromptu homage to the great Doug Loves Movies ...

HERE

Podcast 16 - Talk Show!

We've got Steven, J.D., and the Hammer comin' atcha in a late night talk show type setting.  Frequently inappropriate, the topics range from:

HERE

Podcast 15 - Beer Tasting with D-man

Long story short, my good friend D-man doesn't like beer.  So, I did my best to try to find him a beer that he would actually like.  It ... went a little weird.  This podcast took FOREVER to finish.  And, I'm more than a little annoying in this one.

Background Music:  Daft Punk & other techno

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I'm taking this seriously!
As manly of a drink as you can find
Heavy On The Fruit
Poor burnt-out crackhouse
Your mom's half a beer
Mom Joke Clause
Boston, MA Geo-bomb
Somebody puked in my computer!
PhD in Beer School
Little Technical Difficulties

... 30 Minutes Later ...

Minor disagreement with his beer
Planning to puke
Syrup!
Mrs. Beersworth
This smells like urine
Syrup can't help this urine
I'm allergic to pussies who don't like beer! ... I get mean when I'm drunk
How dare D-man not trust me!

... Puking Minutes Later ...

And we're back!
The Worst Beer Drinker Ever
Flip Mike's
No one wants to play Flip Puke
D-man is down!
D-man snorted Tums

... More Puking Later ...

All right, we're back
I drank a shitload of beer
This would be, like, a 5-hour podcast
Cheese Taste Test
Drunken Cheese Podcast
The Least Interesting Man In The World
I'm not hungee right now
You're a bottle of toilet water!
I'm a cheap-ass bitch

D-man's Tums Story

D-man's favorite beer of the night:  Dos Equis
Bud Lime is a fucking abomination!

Beer Grades

Guiness:
Steve:  A+
D-man:  ??

Black Butte Porter:
Steve:  A+
D-man:  Worse than Guiness

Ninkas Oatmeal Stout:
Steve:  A+
D-man:  Better than Black Butte Porter

Newcastle:
Steve:  A+
D-man:  2nd to Worst 3rd to Worst

Men's Room Red:
Steve:  A
D-man:  Better than Newcastle

Fat Tire New Belgium:
Steve:  A
D-man:  ??

Arrogant Bastard:
Steve:  A
D-man:  Absolutely Horrible Grade, 2nd to Worst

Stella:
Steve:  C
D-man:  Near the Bottom

Dos Equis:
Steve:  A
D-man:  Probably could finish

Labatt Blue:
Steve:  B
D-man:  2nd Favoritest