What are the Hammer's views on fast food? What are his feelings on fat chicks? Want to hear the Hammer's Michael Jackson impression? How about his Elvis or his John Wayne?
Of COURSE you want to hear these things! All Hammer All The Time in his very own Hammer-centric segment, sure to be a fan favorite for the ages!
HERE
Also, is the Hammer stealing jokes from himself? Check out this Lost Weakstream Moment from this February:
HERE
Friday, July 2, 2010
Podcast 12 - The Stevie Povich Show!
"We're Saving Marriages Everybody!"
On today's show, we have Ron and Trixie, a young married couple whose relationship has become strained. Surprises are in store, and be on the lookout for our head of security Hammer keeping the peace between the two feuding love birds.
HERE
On today's show, we have Ron and Trixie, a young married couple whose relationship has become strained. Surprises are in store, and be on the lookout for our head of security Hammer keeping the peace between the two feuding love birds.
HERE
Monday, May 17, 2010
Podcast 11 - Meet The Aristocrats
This one might not make a whole lot of sense to people who haven't seen THE MOVIE or who aren't professional stand-up comedians, so if you don't fall into either camp, read about it HERE.
In short, there's this joke called "The Aristocrats". It's not all that funny, unless you're seriously twisted (I find it hilarious); but it is incredibly dirty (in fact, the nastier, more disgusting, more perverse, the better).
Here we have three drunks giving it their best shot; we meant to do this months ago, but unfortunately couldn't all get together until last Friday night. Here's J.D., Troy, and yours truly giving it our best shots (full disclosure: I wrote mine out well ahead of time - going against the entire spirit of the joke, being improvisation and spontaneity - and read it practically verbatim because I was beyond hammered):
J.D.'s HERE
Troy's HERE
Mine HERE
In short, there's this joke called "The Aristocrats". It's not all that funny, unless you're seriously twisted (I find it hilarious); but it is incredibly dirty (in fact, the nastier, more disgusting, more perverse, the better).
Here we have three drunks giving it their best shot; we meant to do this months ago, but unfortunately couldn't all get together until last Friday night. Here's J.D., Troy, and yours truly giving it our best shots (full disclosure: I wrote mine out well ahead of time - going against the entire spirit of the joke, being improvisation and spontaneity - and read it practically verbatim because I was beyond hammered):
J.D.'s HERE
Troy's HERE
Mine HERE
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Lost Podcasts: Insensitive Jokes
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Audible Expletive!
No one's ever going to confuse us with competent rappers like Vanilla Ice or Skee-Lo, but I'm not gonna lie to you, the first song isn't NEARLY as atrocious as I thought it was going to be.
"Nuclear Waste For Your Hazmat" - HERE
And, if you made it this far, there's one more to follow. Not gonna lie to you, the background music REALLY gets in the way of the lyrics, which I think are awesome. We are Audible Expletive; Uncle Salty and DJ Roar-T comin' atcha (my apologies for not remembering his actual alias). Don't think you've heard the last of us!
"You Can't Handle The Verity" - HERE
"Nuclear Waste For Your Hazmat" - HERE
And, if you made it this far, there's one more to follow. Not gonna lie to you, the background music REALLY gets in the way of the lyrics, which I think are awesome. We are Audible Expletive; Uncle Salty and DJ Roar-T comin' atcha (my apologies for not remembering his actual alias). Don't think you've heard the last of us!
"You Can't Handle The Verity" - HERE
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Podcast 10 - Jakeskel & Stevebert At The Movies
Where's Podcast 9 you ask? Well, if I told you that, surely all time and space would come to an end.
As it stands, we lost Podcast 9. This one, however, is quite the doozy. Jake and I give our review of the movie "Legion". The world will never be the same.
Oh, and this is the first podcast with my brand new $60 microphone. It is tits and a quarter; you can actually hear people talking from across the room!
HERE
As it stands, we lost Podcast 9. This one, however, is quite the doozy. Jake and I give our review of the movie "Legion". The world will never be the same.
Oh, and this is the first podcast with my brand new $60 microphone. It is tits and a quarter; you can actually hear people talking from across the room!
HERE
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